And now. . .

This is a smart thing you did.

This is a smart thing you did.

Him: Oh, you’re just looking at naked lady paintings.Me: What? Where?Him: Are you serious?[5 seconds searching]Him: Do you really not see it?[10 seconds of searching]Me: Oh yeah!

Him: Oh, you’re just looking at naked lady paintings.
Me: What? Where?
Him: Are you serious?
[5 seconds searching]
Him: Do you really not see it?
[10 seconds of searching]
Me: Oh yeah!

(Source: silvy67, via bloglikeus)

I’m like a biiiiirrrrrd I wanna fly awaaaayyyyyyy

I’m like a biiiiirrrrrd I wanna fly awaaaayyyyyyy

(Source: johnnythehorse, via lordemusic)

Twitter, people think I’m unusual, and maybe this is true, but I have music in my heart and possibly my soul. I found this in my twitter from several years ago and I like it and I AGREE.

Obvz

  • Me: Do you think I was drunk tonight or just tipsy?
  • Him: I'm pretty sure you were drunk.
  • Me: At what point do you think I turned from tipsy to drunk?
  • Him: Well I KNOW you were drunk when you stole the feather.
  • Me: Really?!

Arrakis…Dune…Desert Planet

Andrew Bird - Lull

Ahh, the early days.

Being alone, it can be quite romantic
Like Jacques Cousteau underneath the Atlantic
A fantastic voyage to parts unknown
Going to depths where the sun’s never shone
And I fascinate myself, sure I do,
When I’m alone

Every time you turn the soil another cloud begins to boil. Andrew Bird, Weather Systems
girlannachronism:

Marchesa fall 2014 rtw details

girlannachronism:

Marchesa fall 2014 rtw details

(via bloglikeus)

iwantyourlahv:

FREE SLURPEE DAY! HAPPY MOTHERFUCKIN’ 7/11!
Full disclosure = this is actually my first slurpee ever. I swirled Lemonade with Sugar Free Watermelon, and it is a delight.

Have to reblog because:
1. HOW IS THIS YOUR FIRST SLURPEE EVER!
and
2. FIRST SLURPEE EVER IS MAGICAL! Congratulations.

iwantyourlahv:

FREE SLURPEE DAY! HAPPY MOTHERFUCKIN’ 7/11!

Full disclosure = this is actually my first slurpee ever. I swirled Lemonade with Sugar Free Watermelon, and it is a delight.

Have to reblog because:

1. HOW IS THIS YOUR FIRST SLURPEE EVER!

and

2. FIRST SLURPEE EVER IS MAGICAL! Congratulations.

Certified Shorthand Reporter
Fifth time’s a charm! Passed on the 4 anniversary of me moving the Texas.

Certified Shorthand Reporter

Fifth time’s a charm! Passed on the 4 anniversary of me moving the Texas.

firstbeanstalk:

jaredsmonologue:

crystaltokyogorepolice:

teenagemutantnegroturtle:

ask-aphsiberia:

mr-pond-parties-in-the-impala:

cosbyykidd:

It’s worked for white people, I figured I might as well give it a shot.

GET THIS GUY TO DISNEY WORLD DAMN IT

I want you to go man!

if this was a white girl this would have had the notes 3 weeks ago

People are sending him racist messages telling him it’s not gonna happen and he doesn’t belong in Disney World over this post. So we’re gonna reblog it even more.

SIGNAL BOOST 

I WILL REBLOG THIS EVERY TIME IT SHOWS UP ON MY DASH.

We all know (do we?) how fastidious I am about my blog and making it look pretty, and posts like this make my blog look not so pretty. 
Yet I am reblogging it. Because this dude needs to go to Disney World.

firstbeanstalk:

jaredsmonologue:

crystaltokyogorepolice:

teenagemutantnegroturtle:

ask-aphsiberia:

mr-pond-parties-in-the-impala:

cosbyykidd:

It’s worked for white people, I figured I might as well give it a shot.

GET THIS GUY TO DISNEY WORLD DAMN IT

I want you to go man!

if this was a white girl this would have had the notes 3 weeks ago

People are sending him racist messages telling him it’s not gonna happen and he doesn’t belong in Disney World over this post. So we’re gonna reblog it even more.

SIGNAL BOOST 

I WILL REBLOG THIS EVERY TIME IT SHOWS UP ON MY DASH.

We all know (do we?) how fastidious I am about my blog and making it look pretty, and posts like this make my blog look not so pretty. 

Yet I am reblogging it. Because this dude needs to go to Disney World.

(via honey-andrevolution)

(Source: wilwheaton)