- Xander: Amy, good to see you. You're a witch.
- Amy: No I'm not. That was my mom, remember?
- Xander: I'm thinking it runs in the family. I saw you working that mojo on Ms. Bateman. Maybe I should go tell somebody about it.
- Amy: That is so mean.
- Xander: Blackmail is such an ugly word.
- Amy: I didn't say blackmail.
- Xander: Yeah, but I'm about to blackmail you so I thought I'd bring it up.
"Listen, Jake," he leaned forward on the bar. "Don’t you ever get the feeling that all your life is going by and you’re not taking advantage of it? Do you realize you’ve lived nearly half the time you have to live already?"
"Yes, every once in a while."
"Do you know that in about thirty-five years more we’ll be dead?"
"What the hell, Robert," I said. "What the hell."
1. Wendy Davis came to one of the classes and I had the pleasure of transcribing her speech.
2. … Do I even need a number 2? That woman is amazing. I’m going to bite the bullet and finally because a Texas resident so I can vote for her.
- Principal Snyder: There are some things I can just smell. It's like a sixth sense.
- Giles: No, actually that would be one of the five.