I hope I remember this after work and don’t just go on with my life until it’s 1 a.m. and I realize that I forgot forgot. This is a reminder! To me! To all!
- Me: What kind of shoes should we have for the wedding?
- Sister: Angela was thinking nude.
- Me: I didn't realize we would be having a Betazoid ceremony. GET IT
For the first time since I started working in colleges nearly a year and a half ago, a student not only acknowledged my existence, but even apologized for nearly bumping into me
It’s Sunday night, what else could that title mean except that someone spoiled Game of Thrones for me before I could watch it.