And now. . .
Etsy.com: You’ve gotten into a fist fight over a throw pillow.
NPR.org: You’ve quoted David Foster Wallace while making love.
OkCupid.com: You’ve dated three hundred and twelve vegans.
AOL.com: You were born before the Eisenhower administration.
Tumblr.com: Your parents don’t understand you. Nobody does.
Amazon.com: You’ve screamed at Alexa to order a 12-pack of cherry Chap Stick.
UsaToday.com: Your favorite food is the sandwich.
more,danke.
One really got me.
WallStreetJournal.com: You think having a favorite dinosaur is a waste of time.
Four more photos of my show ‘Robots et les autres Accidents’ at the Musée Historique in Strasbourg, which runs till April 19th: goo.gl/sQ4JrH
Created with Editions 2024
Photo: Mathieu Bertola, Musées de Strasbourg
“Balou was injured in an earthquake. She ran into the fireplace during the earthquake. Apparently that’s what it says to do in the little kitty emergency manual.”
Paula Poundstone, There’s Nothing in This Book That I Meant to Say
What is it that they say again?
Oh yeah. Fuck cancer.
LCD Soundsystem - Oh Baby
I cannot get enough of this song.
Going crazy for the Hotline Miami soundtrack.
Sometimes it’s just getting through one moment at a time.
Cats are adorable.
Ada would eat me mere seconds after my death.
(Source: patreon.com, via tastefullyoffensive)
History
I don’t think this is a true story because how would we know what happened in 1759.




