And now. . .

I am getting a lot of likes on weird real life quotes from many years ago from people with nonsensical blog names

At first I thought it was cool, but then as it kept going it got too bizarre and they’re certainly not real people, I feel like I’m in 2006 again. Anyone else having this problem?

I mean, as much as I’d like to think that I’m that awesome… But I have to be realistic here.
Thank god.

Thank god.

New favorite typo.

New favorite typo.

I’m having a fingernail emergency -can’t believe I just said that- which is my nail polish is so fucked up I can’t focus on stenography - even more can’t believe I said that. Ugh, me, text to a friend. What has happened.

This is how I Skyrim. It’s really messed up. I already have all the gold my Orc self can handle, what else am I supposed to obsessively collect?

I have been neglecting you, tumblr, but I swear it is not by choice. I have officially become the ’90s movie working mother with no time for her dear sweet tumblr child. I may be working all the time, but look where they seat me! On the floor! With the riffraff! You may be upset with me for my neglect, tumblr, but remember, I work day and night just so I can pay the internet bills so I can even keep you, you ungrateful child!

Tonight I am finally done with all of my transcripts and I can sleep for more than 5 hours. May the coming weeks be not so grueling. But regardless, it has been a thoroughly enjoyable week, minus the sleep deprivation of course.

I have been neglecting you, tumblr, but I swear it is not by choice. I have officially become the ’90s movie working mother with no time for her dear sweet tumblr child. I may be working all the time, but look where they seat me! On the floor! With the riffraff! You may be upset with me for my neglect, tumblr, but remember, I work day and night just so I can pay the internet bills so I can even keep you, you ungrateful child!

Tonight I am finally done with all of my transcripts and I can sleep for more than 5 hours. May the coming weeks be not so grueling. But regardless, it has been a thoroughly enjoyable week, minus the sleep deprivation of course.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Bewitched, Bothered, and Bewildered

  • Xander: Amy, good to see you. You're a witch.
  • Amy: No I'm not. That was my mom, remember?
  • Xander: I'm thinking it runs in the family. I saw you working that mojo on Ms. Bateman. Maybe I should go tell somebody about it.
  • Amy: That is so mean.
  • Xander: Blackmail is such an ugly word.
  • Amy: I didn't say blackmail.
  • Xander: Yeah, but I'm about to blackmail you so I thought I'd bring it up.

(Source: luizalfonso)

The Sun Also Rises - Ernest Hemingway

"Listen, Jake," he leaned forward on the bar. "Don’t you ever get the feeling that all your life is going by and you’re not taking advantage of it? Do you realize you’ve lived nearly half the time you have to live already?"

"Yes, every once in a while."

"Do you know that in about thirty-five years more we’ll be dead?"

"What the hell, Robert," I said. "What the hell."

ninjasexfarty:

Important, always-relevant comic done by the wonderful Ursa Eyer.

Wow wow wow, I (of course) have been through this progression, and the ages on this are totally correct. Currently at 25 and yep. How sad.

(via honey-andrevolution)

lessiconic:

more frames

OMG ROB LOOK

lessiconic:

more frames

OMG ROB LOOK

mountainstage:

Sarah Jarosz covers Joanna Newsom’s “The Book of Right-On,” live on Mountain Stage.

(via pattista)